Dan and Bastet are concluding a rather tumutuous state-of-the-union discussion re: their relationship
DAN: Well, if you want to break up, I just want to make things as clean and easy for you as possible.
BASTET: I don't want breaking up with you to be clean and easy. I want it to be slow and lingering and painful.
A moment passes as Dan is bewildered into silence. Finally...
DAN: That also can be arranged.
Throw me down a hill and call me Westley.
2 comments:
...I cannot tell if I'm incredibly impressed and full of admiration for her or simply confused.
Confused admiration?
The Woman In Question issued the following clarification:
"I meant I would rather have a long and messy and painful relationship with you [That's me!--db] than a clean breakup"
Ah. Now I get it. To her, I simply say:
As You Wish.
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